Not a true believer?
Well, these little stories, spread by the faithful to non believers such as yourself, might just make you one.
Especially if you had a passion for Bible-making.
There’s the parable of how to bind your pages so they, like your eternal life, are smooth.
And the one about the graces of quick response production
And of course, the one about pages that lie faithfully flat. Even under the most trying conditions.
These little stories became so popular that the good-natured members of the tribe found all sorts of ways to share their glad tidings with the multitudes.
Thank heavens.